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"Haunted Hissy Fit"
This luscious hue brings to mind golden sunsets and warm, rustic charm. Its rich, earthy tones make it a perfect accent to any natural or vintage-inspired decor scheme.
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"Snotty Octopus"
This color is like a unicorn threw up on a rave floor. It's a wild, neon explosion that's ready to party. It's not for the faint of heart, but if you can handle the vibrant energy, this color will light up your life.
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"Cuddly Pit"
This delightful hue is like a unicorn kissed a mermaid and they created the most magical shade in existence. It's the kind of color that makes you feel like twirling in a field of wildflowers while wearing a tutu.
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Man in polyester suit: so what you do is you type any combination of words and it displays the words statistically most likely to come after those words.

Shark Tank judge: Okay... So what is the purpose of your little sentence guesser?

Polyester suit man: It will destroy civilization, obviously.

About ten years ago, the IT building for a local highschool burned to the ground.

My company donated a spare Juniper EX3200 switch to help get them back online. They had erected a small structure without any insulation, and left the switch inside unpowered for a day while the fiber splicers got them hooked back up.

They started the switch, and it immediately shutdown. They looked a gift horse in the mouth and bitched to us that our donation was garbage.

I was dispatched to assist. I connected to the serial console and powered the device up. It immediately indicated that the CPU temperature was 252 C, and shut itself down.

It was January, the outside temperature was -3 C. The Juniper device was storing temperature as an 8-bit unsigned integer value. It got so cold, it thought it was on fire.

Can't say I ever expected to use a heat gun to get a switch to start before that day. Got it warm enough to power on, and then it kept itself plenty warm to continue operating.

Data types matter, yo.

"Accidental Troublemaker"
This color is like a washed-out Easter egg from last year's hunt - not quite green, not quite blue, with a hint of pink. It's the kind of color that makes you wonder if your eyes are playing tricks on you.
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"Wishy-Washy Salmon"
This mischievous hue could be compared to a sneaky fox trying to blend into a field of roses. It's the playful combination of bold and subtle that'll leave you second-guessing if it's pink, red, or a delicious strawberry daiquiri.
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"Cosmic Doughnut"
This color is like the ocean in a tropical paradise, but if the ocean was also a comedian telling jokes and making everyone laugh. It's vibrant, memorable, and always the life of the party.
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"Contemporary Vamp"
"Imagine a frog wearing sunglasses, riding a juice box down the rapids. That's the color you get when you mix humor, tropical vibes, and a hint of mischief. Just don't let it trick you into thinking it's serious."
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"Irrelevant Soul"
This color is like a slightly less regal version of grape jelly. It's the kind of color you might find on a king's robe if he was on a tight budget but still wanted to look fancy.
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Awkward Pot-Hole
Behold, a hue that exudes a serene aura of delicacy and refinement. A chromatic symphony that lulls the senses to a state of tranquility with its sophisticated tonality and subtle nuances. Its subtlety speaks volumes while its grace enchants the soul.
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Beautiful Laptop
A striking hue that exudes a captivating intensity. Its bold presence commands attention, drawing the eye with an alluring combination of richness and depth. A color that ignites the imagination, inspiring creativity and passion.
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